Monday, September 29, 2008

Overhead in Santa Barbara:

Girl: I need to go home. I need to go to my apartment.
Guy: Why do you need to go home? WHAT'S AT YOUR APARTMENT? IS THERE A 10 INCH DICK AT YOUR APARTMENT?! I DON'T THINK SO.

Win.

3 comments:

  1. well, if i was that girl...and there was a 10 inch dick in that guys pants. i would be b-lining it for my apartment.

    10 inches?

    ouch.

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  2. no kidding!

    maybe she had to poo.

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  3. times like these i feel that tiny bit better about myself, in a horribly vain, stupid way.




    win.

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wotcher nicole!