Anger.

I don't understand why WB hates me. Oh wait, I do. It's because they love money more. Fuck WB.

"Warner Brothers has just announced that Half-Blood Prince will be delayed. The film will instead be released on July 17th, 2009. From the press release:

In making the announcement, Mr. Horn stated, “Our reasons for shifting ‘Half-Blood Prince’ to summer are twofold: we know the summer season is an ideal window for a family tent pole release, as proven by the success of our last Harry Potter film, which is the second-highest grossing film in the franchise, behind only the first installment. Additionally, like every other studio, we are still feeling the repercussions of the writers’ strike, which impacted the readiness of scripts for other films—changing the competitive landscape for 2009 and offering new windows of opportunity that we wanted to take advantage of. We agreed the best strategy was to move ‘Half-Blood Prince’ to July, where it perfectly fills the gap for a major tent pole release for mid-summer.”

Stolen from Mugglenet.

So, what the fuck. I'm so pissed off, maybe if they hadn't been stringing us along this whole time, saying it's in November, never getting us a fucking teaser trailer and making us all antsy, then finally delivering far past our attention span, then finally giving us a trailer and then OH WHAT'S THAT? It's the best looking HP trailer I've ever seen? Oh what? Now I'm even more excited I'm gonna piss my pants, but wait, now you're gonna push the date for 8 MONTHS?! You know, WB, if I die before this movie comes out, I'm gonna haunt you in the afterlife. I swear to God I will pull a Myrtle.