DEAR GOD I FINISHED.

Here are the rules:

* NO repetitions
* Pick any celebrity or fictional character for each response
* Tag three people: Shey, Rachul, Elise, Erin, anyone who wants to do itttt.

1. The guy you'd take to meet your parents?
John Krasinski. The actor, he's a wonderful guy.


2. The one woman you would do?
Shane from The L Word. I swear to God, I want to do her so bad.


3. The guy you would have sex with in your parents bed?
Brad Pitt aka Tyler Durden in Fight Club, I would feel so dirty but DAMN I would feel so good.


4. The one woman you would take to the mall?
Jenny Lewis, our shopping habits would be lovely together.


5. Your female BFF?
Amanda Palmer, she's just the coolest chick ever, basically.


6. Your male BFF?
Robert Pattison, seriously I just wanna get drunk with that fool.


7. Your gay BFF?
RUFUS MOTHERFUCKING WAINWRIGHT. I would enjoy that so much.


8. The guy who'd take you to the prom?
Jasper Hale aka Jackson Rathbone. He would look dashing in a tux, they know how to do it down south. ;)


9. Your big brother?
Emmett Cullen. I just want him to huuuuuuuuuuug me.


10. The guy you'd marry?
Jim Halpert, hands down. I had such trouble when it came to the marry question. I'm always eager to answer who I wanna fuck, but when it comes to marriage I'm like uh....what?


11. The two guys you'd have a threesome with?
This question sent me into a fucking frenzy, I swear. The Weasley twins, I am all for twincest.


12. The woman and guy you would have a threesome with?
Amanda Palmer and Viggo Mortensen. It's a weird combination, and I know we're not suppose to repeat people but DEAL.


This was the most difficult question ever and I still don't know my real answer.

13. The guy you'd go clubbing with?
Daniel Vosovic, it would be fantastic.


14. The guy you'd have hot angry sex with?
I'd call Sirius Black gay and hope it'd bring out the animal in him. Or Sirius Black in his early years. GODDAMN.

No pictures could ever do Sirius justice. He is so fucking hot in my head.

15. The girl/guy you'd call after a break-up?
Alaska Young. We would talk about how we don't need guys but sex is great.
There are no pictures of her, but trust me. She's awesome.

16. The guy you'd have sex with when no one was around?
ADRIEN BRODY. GODDAMNNNN.


17. The guy you'd have sex with while cheating on your husband/boyfriend?
I'd hope that wouldn't happen but I'd definitely have Johnny Depp in my guilt free three.


18. The guy you'd tell all your secrets to?
John Green, he's a very paternal good listener.


19. The person you would commit a murder with?
Bellatrix Lestrange cos bitch is boooomb.


20. The boy you'd go to the gym with?
Michael Buckley from What the Buck? on youtube. We would just sit there and make fun of other people basically.


21. Your shoulder to cry on?
Carlisle Cullen, then we'd fuck. Just saying.


22. The guy you'd ask to beat up your cheating boyfriend/husband?
Jacob Black. DO IT.


23. The guy you'd always come back to?
Oliver Wood. He'd be my fuck buddy.


24. The guy you'd die for?
Harry Potter, because he's Harry Potter and doesn't deserve to die after he's been through all that crap.


25. The guy who'd get you pregnant be the father of my child?
Edward Cullen. He'd knock me up with a mutant baby but I would abort that shit, unlike Bella.