I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

So I've come to a decision. Every time I have homework, instead of doing the homework, I'm going to watch a movie. I know, brilliant, right?
So on Monday night, I had an essay to do. I swore to myself I was going to work on it, and I would let the time slip away hour after hour. Till 11 rolled around and I decided to watch American Beauty instead! So brilliant. Then I finished the essay after, in like 20 minutes. Oh well.
So yesterday night instead of doing Physiology homework, I watched Little Children. Sophisticated, God I'm so sophisticated! (That was a Gatsby reference that just popped into my head for some reason.)
So tonight I think I'll watch Fight Club or Little Miss Sunshine. Now tell me how smart I am.