The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.

It's kind of disgusting how much I play the Harry Potter trivia game on Facebook. You have no idea how great a procrastination tool it is. I never do anything productive these day because I always want to get to the next level, I'm currently a Greater God. The questions are fairly easy, especially if you've read the entire series multiple times and have an obsession far and beyond as much as I do. I'm actually reading Deathly Hallows right now, and that also cuts away at my productivity. However, I think any time spent reading Harry Potter is productive. Maybe I'll go to bed before 1, or maybe I'll just read...

Dear God.

How funny would it be if God had a facebook? I'm serious, I think I would die of laughter if God had a facebook, just think of the status updates!

God is all-knowing and all-powerful, and you're not.
God is watching you.
God knows what you did last summer, maybe even better than you do.
God can kill you so you better stop sending him so many damn application requests.

And then you can play Scrabulous with God! You can brag to your friends, "Dude, I totally beat God at Scrabble, I totally laid down my bingo and he was DONE."

God could have the compare people application and he could be like #4 best dancer or #7 best father potential or #8 most famous! Seriously, this could be hilarious!

The biggest question obviously is what flair would Jesus choose? I totally hope I make his Top Friends.

I find this idea far too entertaining. I wonder if I could get God to subscribe to my blog. God probably facebooks, youtubes, and blogs more than anything. Blogging is the new praying, it just shows up in his RSS!

Senioritis goin' strong!

I didn't do my paper. I listened to Pottercast and Facebooked. Yeeeeeeeeah.