when the cat's away....

ahhh, nicole is gone and i am in charge here. i seriously have no idea why she entrusted me her blog. if you have ever read mine i assure you i am not that interesting and i'm pretty sure no one reads it but her.

i just woke up, realizing that i passed out on my bed with all of my clothes still on, my face not washed and the lights on. yay. i bet right now i look like the all the things in which sexual fantasies are made.

i see that scarlett johannsens album just leaked on libble and at first i was like "hi, no." but nme gave it a kind of good review and now i am slightly curious...i think im gonna go have a look.

till tomorrow with this ridiculous exercise...

Vacation!

I'm leaving for Vegas later today if you want to get technical. I don't know if I'm gonna have internet access, so if not I'll talk to you guys Saturday and hope you enjoy Shey's presence during my absence.

P.S. Have you seen the video I posted below?! If you haven't, I don't know what you're waiting for, fool.

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT.

I'M LIGHTHEADED, I CAN'T FEEL SOME OF MY LIMBS, MY BODY IS SHAKING AND I SWEAR TO GOD MY HEART'S GONNA JUMP OUT OF MY CHEST. YES, I HAVE A PROBLEM

Twilight in HD

i am slightly pretentious, i am completely a bitch and im contributing to this blog

i don't know why nicole has asked me to guest-blog on her blog. but here i am!
i have nothing to say...soooo, LOOK! mark ronson:

that's it.

Mmmmhamburger.

I inadvertently cleaned my room while packing for my Vegas trip. Apparently, everything I owned was on my floor and bed, piled so high that I could not see my floor. So...I packed everything I owned into a suitcase and a duffel bag and what do you know! it looked like I hired a maid to clean my room, but I would never hire a maid cos you know, it's in my blood. (Oh look I just made a racist joke targeting myself, ZING self!) I don't believe I'll have internet access from Wednesday-Saturday, so I need people to do guest posts so I don't lose the Hamburger contest. (That burger is mine, Nora, Dave+Lily, Jake, whoever else is still in!) So if you feel like it, let me know what day you'd like to take. Or else I'll have to commandeer someone's computer and pay a ludicrous amount of money for internet access. (I really want that hamburger.)

Which does NOT sound delicious.

Who spends their Saturday nights reading Harry Potter?
Oh right, I do.

I also watch Ratatouille on repeat like it's my job. Somebody needs to give me something productive to do.

Nerd levels

I've decided to stay up all night re-reading Deathly Hallows. I know, you can stop talking to me now cos my nerd level has just reached a new peak for you. It's not like this is even the first time like after the midnight release party, it's a re-read. Hahaha.

All was well.

I don't know if you know, but ten years ago today (in the Wizarding World), Voldemort was defeated by these fucking kickass people including a BAMF named Neville Longbottom. I figured you didn't cos you're not a huge nerd like me, but now that I've told you, go do something extra specially AWESOME to celebrate this huge day. I'm giving you permission, GO!

The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.

It's kind of disgusting how much I play the Harry Potter trivia game on Facebook. You have no idea how great a procrastination tool it is. I never do anything productive these day because I always want to get to the next level, I'm currently a Greater God. The questions are fairly easy, especially if you've read the entire series multiple times and have an obsession far and beyond as much as I do. I'm actually reading Deathly Hallows right now, and that also cuts away at my productivity. However, I think any time spent reading Harry Potter is productive. Maybe I'll go to bed before 1, or maybe I'll just read...

So boring!

I'm not exactly sure what I did today, but I'm pretty sure it involved a lot of laziness. I don't even know what day it is. I'm looking for new music, does anyone have any suggestions?

Tomorrow is The Office and I couldn't be more excited. I hate how much I love that damn show. Hahaha. I wish Flight of the Conchords and Pushing Daisies would come back. =(

Sorry I'm so boring today, I can't be a bundle of laughs every day, I got to ration my bundles, they're quickly running out.