I want to evacuate.

NOW.

There's smoke coming in through my windows and hurting my eyes.
There's ash floating everywhere outside.
The moon is red.

This is all wrong.

Um.

The fire is huge. I thought there were huge clouds over the ocean when I looked out my window. That's the fire.


Shit.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE.

I don't think you understand how happy this makes me. Like, I could die right now. I can't breathe. It's too much and it's only like the first two pages of Breaking Dawn! August 2nd couldn't be coming any slower!!!

Also, Bella get the fuck over being engaged. You have the best boyfriend ever who many would give their right arm for, literally (cough) and you're so whiny.