Monday, December 29, 2008

Shey day!

Tomorrow is Shey day. We're going to the movies and Sephora and good stuff. I don't really have anything to talk about but I haven't blogged in so long. So Shey and I were like let's go see award nominated movies! But we might just end up seeing Twilight again! Hahahaha, I love us.

Thursday, December 18, 2008


Proof that nerdfighters are the best people in the world and I love them more than anything.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Oh well.

I realize how dangerous this blog could be if it fell into the wrong hands. People can trace me to here, people I've just met. The thing is, I don't want to make a blog private for just a few people, I feel like what I want to say I should be able to say it to anybody. But then there are dangerous or embarrassing repercussions afterwards. By the way, how can people not think Robert Downey Jr. in Iron Man is fucking hot?

Also, I've realized I scare away good smelling boys because I'm blunt and talk about everything, including sexual things. Why is that intimidating?!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

In my dreams...

Last night I woke up in the middle of the night feeling like I'd walked through the desert for 13 days on end, screaming until my voice was no more. Yelling for death to come. For hell to come. For something to come. I ran down my ladder from the bed and frantically grabbed a water bottle from my above storage. I literally drank the whole thing without stopping so much that it poured down the front of my shirt. I don't know what was wrong, what was going on in my dreams, but it was scary.

Friday, December 5, 2008


I feel sorry for my twitter followers. I don't think they expected my twitters to be about my raging hormones. That's what this blog is for. I should really stop being so blunt about things because I don't know who reads this besides Shey and Erin. I'm sure SOMEONE out there stalks me and everything I do. If you do, could you let me know? I might become your best friend.

But seriously guy, just cos you're creepy and kinda cute and I danced with you does NOT mean I wanna fuck later. Well, maybe I do. But not with you. Okay, I don't cos I'm a virgin and all that good shit but hormones are in a frenzy lately. I hate boys who smell good. IT FUCKS EVERYTHING UP. I feel like fucking Edward Cullen sometimes. I don't plan on giving it up anytime soon, BUT GODDAMN YOU SMELL DELICIOUS TO ME.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008


Here are the rules:

* NO repetitions
* Pick any celebrity or fictional character for each response
* Tag three people: Shey, Rachul, Elise, Erin, anyone who wants to do itttt.

1. The guy you'd take to meet your parents?
John Krasinski. The actor, he's a wonderful guy.

2. The one woman you would do?
Shane from The L Word. I swear to God, I want to do her so bad.

3. The guy you would have sex with in your parents bed?
Brad Pitt aka Tyler Durden in Fight Club, I would feel so dirty but DAMN I would feel so good.

4. The one woman you would take to the mall?
Jenny Lewis, our shopping habits would be lovely together.

5. Your female BFF?
Amanda Palmer, she's just the coolest chick ever, basically.

6. Your male BFF?
Robert Pattison, seriously I just wanna get drunk with that fool.

7. Your gay BFF?
RUFUS MOTHERFUCKING WAINWRIGHT. I would enjoy that so much.

8. The guy who'd take you to the prom?
Jasper Hale aka Jackson Rathbone. He would look dashing in a tux, they know how to do it down south. ;)

9. Your big brother?
Emmett Cullen. I just want him to huuuuuuuuuuug me.

10. The guy you'd marry?
Jim Halpert, hands down. I had such trouble when it came to the marry question. I'm always eager to answer who I wanna fuck, but when it comes to marriage I'm like uh....what?

11. The two guys you'd have a threesome with?
This question sent me into a fucking frenzy, I swear. The Weasley twins, I am all for twincest.

12. The woman and guy you would have a threesome with?
Amanda Palmer and Viggo Mortensen. It's a weird combination, and I know we're not suppose to repeat people but DEAL.

This was the most difficult question ever and I still don't know my real answer.

13. The guy you'd go clubbing with?
Daniel Vosovic, it would be fantastic.

14. The guy you'd have hot angry sex with?
I'd call Sirius Black gay and hope it'd bring out the animal in him. Or Sirius Black in his early years. GODDAMN.

No pictures could ever do Sirius justice. He is so fucking hot in my head.

15. The girl/guy you'd call after a break-up?
Alaska Young. We would talk about how we don't need guys but sex is great.
There are no pictures of her, but trust me. She's awesome.

16. The guy you'd have sex with when no one was around?

17. The guy you'd have sex with while cheating on your husband/boyfriend?
I'd hope that wouldn't happen but I'd definitely have Johnny Depp in my guilt free three.

18. The guy you'd tell all your secrets to?
John Green, he's a very paternal good listener.

19. The person you would commit a murder with?
Bellatrix Lestrange cos bitch is boooomb.

20. The boy you'd go to the gym with?
Michael Buckley from What the Buck? on youtube. We would just sit there and make fun of other people basically.

21. Your shoulder to cry on?
Carlisle Cullen, then we'd fuck. Just saying.

22. The guy you'd ask to beat up your cheating boyfriend/husband?
Jacob Black. DO IT.

23. The guy you'd always come back to?
Oliver Wood. He'd be my fuck buddy.

24. The guy you'd die for?
Harry Potter, because he's Harry Potter and doesn't deserve to die after he's been through all that crap.

25. The guy who'd get you pregnant be the father of my child?
Edward Cullen. He'd knock me up with a mutant baby but I would abort that shit, unlike Bella.
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