WTF?

I just saw the Breaking Dawn cover art and...it's weird. I don't know what to make of it. I just don't see the flow with the other covers, but hey, as long as it works with the story. Now let's critically analyze only to find out it has no real significance like New Moon.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE.

I don't think you understand how happy this makes me. Like, I could die right now. I can't breathe. It's too much and it's only like the first two pages of Breaking Dawn! August 2nd couldn't be coming any slower!!!

Also, Bella get the fuck over being engaged. You have the best boyfriend ever who many would give their right arm for, literally (cough) and you're so whiny.

Hello, lovers!

I can't wait to see the Sex and the City movie. I'm hoping to go sometime today between school and the awards banquet tonight but I don't know if I'll be able to. Also, I am SUPER DUPER EXTREMELY excited to get up SUPER DUPER early tomorrow to buy the special edition of Eclipse which includes the first chapter of Breaking Dawn and the cover art. I don't think you can understand my excitement. It is oozing out of my pores and rocking me to my core. TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT.

Confession time!

You know on TV late at night when they do those "This is a test" shits? Those scare the crap out of me. I don't mean like a quick "Oh crap!" I mean like, I'm gonna cry cos I find them so creepy. I don't know why, somebody dig deep into my psyche and tell me.

Hustle rose goes from limb to limb...

I love Spunk Ransom. Have I said that before? Anywho, graduating is looming near and I couldn't be more excited, so I don't know why I chose the word looming when I could have said something more cheery and not dreary. Oh well.

You ain't gettin your hands on my virtue, ho.

Last night I had this strong urge to read Twilight even though I was in the midst of reading Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Somehow, and don't ask me cos I have no fucking clue how I did it, I talked myself out of picking up Twilight. I talked out loud to myself and said "No, it's unhealthy and you can't do that to Harry when he's been there for you for 10 years. You just can't." I have problems, don't I?

Continuing my three-day weekend...

Anthony, David and I are watching Flight of the Conchords and Pushing Daisies all day. It's a good day.

Yay 3-day weekend!

I saw Indiana Jones 4 earlier today. It was pretty good, but do you want to know the best part? THE TWILIGHT TEASER TRAILER. Robert Pattinson was made to be on the big screen. Like, his face was made to be blown up to that size and stared at. He is beyond gorgeous and I nearly pissed myself while watching it on the big screen. That is all.

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM.

Partying till 5 a.m. and waking up at 1:30 p.m. This is the life.

I wish the weather was always like this.

Today while waiting for call time, it started raining. Then it started hailing. Lightning and thunder soon followed. Needless to say, it was FUCKING AMAZING. So for about an hour me and my friends played in the rain and hail. (By the way, hail hurts!) This is crazy California weather, cos you all know we're all about the sunshine and shit. Anyways, I was drenched, soaking wet and it was amazing. We ran and danced and played Ring around the Rosy (is that how you spell it?) It was far too much fun and although I don't usually believe in this stuff and find it cheesy, spending that time in the rain and hail was very cleansing. I felt refreshed and not just in a shower kind of way but an emotional one. It was lovely. I wish it was like that every day.

These things are sent to try us...

I have late-start tomorrow, but I also have a performance. I guess it evens out. I'm pretty tired now, I won't be writing blogs of substance until Saturday and now I'm gonna sing Wicked karaoke. Good day, or night rather.

P.S. I have a Cash Cab problem.

You know what I did?...

AHHHHHHH. If only you could know what I really do.

Why does television hate me?

First, Jim and Pam don't get engaged (There were lots of stuff thrown after that), then everything falls apart on Gossip Girl (There was lots of screaming after that). I hate television.

I want to tell you...

I finished my senior portfolio at 11:30 tonight. Now, I have a final on Robinson Crusoe tomorrow, I haven't read past page 1. This may or may not be a problem, we'll see.

NEVER LET THE PARTY DIE!

I'm so ridiculously tired from dancing and all the keeping alive the party I did, but I'm going out right now. So...who knows if there will be a better post tomorrow/later today?

Do do do you got a first-aid kit handy?

I have a communion to attend and my sister's wedding reception to DJ. I doubt there will be a post of substance today.

Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue.

Today was a total FUCK IT! day.
My day went as follows:
I went to school in my pajamas (a UCSB t-shirt and pajama pants), went to Kidder's class and was fed donuts, bananas, and apple juice.
From there the class went to take the AP Econ test (that's why he brought us food)
Anyways, he hasn't taught all year so we literally had no idea what the fuck most of it was talking about, so I, along with a select few wrote this little diddy in the free response area:
"THIS IS SPARTA!"
Yes, that is my answer. I'm sure that has something to do with aggregate demand and supply curves.
I hope my AP grader has a sense of humour. I can only imagine the scenario:
"What? She cleverly avoided the entire question by referencing an over-used and slightly out-of-date catchphrase web phenomenon? I give her a 5!"
Also, in this world monkeys would make me sandwiches, like at Subway.
Anyways, on to real world events.
We finished and were told to head back to class. Instead we hung out and at the end of the lunch period, walked out through the front office, without any interference or questions mind you, jumped in our cars and went to get frozen yogurt.
Yum.
I should not be allowed in that place. I simply cannot control myself around help-yourself toppings. (Fruity pebbles, Cap n' Crunch, cookie dough, white chocolate chips...)
Then we took weird pictures and went back to school after it had ended.
I had rehearsals from 4:30 to 9, but they let me out early at 8:30. YAY.
I got home in time for The Office and I just don't want to talk about it, unless you want to ask me about it...then I'll talk about it.
Pretty good day if you ask me.

I need sleep.

I should be sleeping. I had tech rehearsals today, and I have more tomorrow and the day after. I should be sleeping. Instead, I'm working on my mix for the monthly mixtape club. What's up with the theme though? Space? Like, really? Who has a plethora of space-themed music? I'm kinda pushing it, but whatever, it's fun. I'm almost done, this is hard!

So you better move fast.

Today I went to the gas station/Subway by my school to get some sustenance and they were playing Rilo Kiley's "Dreamworld". I kinda did a double-take, although there was nothing to see because you can't see music. I was surprised they weren't playing the latest hip-hop song about some girl's fine ass. I only hear Rilo Kiley at clothing stores trying to earn cool indie cred (although I don't think Rilo earns that anymore from the elitists), let alone Dreamworld. I was just kind of baffled that they were playing Dreamworld of all songs. Their most mainstream song is probably Portions for Foxes, and I could fathom that being played, but not really Dreamworld.

In other news, I graduate 5 weeks from today. YAY.

Happy happy birthday!

Happy birthday Robert Pattinson, you gorgeous speciman of a man, you. Now let's make babies!


GORGEOUS!

Read all about it!

Picture time!

Me straightening my hair for the wedding was the entertainment once Cash Cab was over, I'm not kidding. It's like magic!

This picture is mandatory every trip, not to mention spending over $150 in The Beatles Love store. Whoops.

I found Hedwig in FAO Schwartz and almost died then and there. I let out a squee that would do hardcore fangirls proud.

My sister looked GORGEOUS in her wedding dress. I had to practice to get that dress on, it should take a whole squadron!

My goddaughter Bella, the love of my life as we went out and about in Vegas.

Myspace wedding pictures! The maid of honour and bride.

I just have to mention I bought this adorable dress in Vegas for 20 bucks, SCORE.

To wrap things up, we found a pink gorilla at MGM. He didn't even work there! He was just a guy with his friend in a pink gorilla suit and mile-high margaritas. I didn't even want to ask, but he was cool.
If you want to see all twenty million pictures, just friend me on Facebook or Myspace.

Won't you be in Nerdfighterlike with me?

Remember how I was afraid I would have piles of homework that would inevitably consume me? Yeah, no. In 2nd, we watched prom videos. In 4th, we watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail (fuck yeah!) and in 6th, well I had to work but that's okay. It's like I never left, or more like nothing gets done when I'm gone so everyone puts stuff on hold. Sigh. I'm gonna post pictures later, just for Iain.

I am the Walrus,

I'm scared to go to school tomorrow because I don't even want to know what I missed out on and I need to make up in the next two days. Can't I just not go until graduation? Or better yet, send me my diploma by mail, that would be swell. I guess I'll go to sleep now and dream of the endless nights to come. Oh joy.

I'm a tired panda.

A tired panda that reeks of cigarettes. Yummy.

HOME.

I'm finally home from Vegas and I REEK of cigarettes, as does all of my clothes in a suitcase. Lovely. I would like to thank Shey for keeping me in the contest and I love her to bits and pieces and should buy her something pretty cos I'm gonna see her next Saturday. Yay! More to come about my trip.

ok so i lied

friday didn't yield any interesting stories. and now its saturday and im getting ready to go to..wait for it...wait for it...

WORK!

i might as well just slit my wrists and call it a life.

i'm in ur books denyin u secks

that has got to be one of the funniest things ever.

hi, its me again. nicole isn't back yet and so i am here to continue to put her blog in the toilet unintentionally.

i just finished watching grey's and there was this moment when two effing hot guys were making out and thats pretty much all i can think about right now.

i love me some hot gays.

tomorrow (or today, whatever) is friday. maybe i will have something better to tell you tomorrow (or today, whatever)

sorry nicole. im trying!!!

watch and love

when the cat's away....

ahhh, nicole is gone and i am in charge here. i seriously have no idea why she entrusted me her blog. if you have ever read mine i assure you i am not that interesting and i'm pretty sure no one reads it but her.

i just woke up, realizing that i passed out on my bed with all of my clothes still on, my face not washed and the lights on. yay. i bet right now i look like the all the things in which sexual fantasies are made.

i see that scarlett johannsens album just leaked on libble and at first i was like "hi, no." but nme gave it a kind of good review and now i am slightly curious...i think im gonna go have a look.

till tomorrow with this ridiculous exercise...

Vacation!

I'm leaving for Vegas later today if you want to get technical. I don't know if I'm gonna have internet access, so if not I'll talk to you guys Saturday and hope you enjoy Shey's presence during my absence.

P.S. Have you seen the video I posted below?! If you haven't, I don't know what you're waiting for, fool.

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT.

I'M LIGHTHEADED, I CAN'T FEEL SOME OF MY LIMBS, MY BODY IS SHAKING AND I SWEAR TO GOD MY HEART'S GONNA JUMP OUT OF MY CHEST. YES, I HAVE A PROBLEM

Twilight in HD

i am slightly pretentious, i am completely a bitch and im contributing to this blog

i don't know why nicole has asked me to guest-blog on her blog. but here i am!
i have nothing to say...soooo, LOOK! mark ronson:

that's it.

Mmmmhamburger.

I inadvertently cleaned my room while packing for my Vegas trip. Apparently, everything I owned was on my floor and bed, piled so high that I could not see my floor. So...I packed everything I owned into a suitcase and a duffel bag and what do you know! it looked like I hired a maid to clean my room, but I would never hire a maid cos you know, it's in my blood. (Oh look I just made a racist joke targeting myself, ZING self!) I don't believe I'll have internet access from Wednesday-Saturday, so I need people to do guest posts so I don't lose the Hamburger contest. (That burger is mine, Nora, Dave+Lily, Jake, whoever else is still in!) So if you feel like it, let me know what day you'd like to take. Or else I'll have to commandeer someone's computer and pay a ludicrous amount of money for internet access. (I really want that hamburger.)

Which does NOT sound delicious.

Who spends their Saturday nights reading Harry Potter?
Oh right, I do.

I also watch Ratatouille on repeat like it's my job. Somebody needs to give me something productive to do.

Nerd levels

I've decided to stay up all night re-reading Deathly Hallows. I know, you can stop talking to me now cos my nerd level has just reached a new peak for you. It's not like this is even the first time like after the midnight release party, it's a re-read. Hahaha.

All was well.

I don't know if you know, but ten years ago today (in the Wizarding World), Voldemort was defeated by these fucking kickass people including a BAMF named Neville Longbottom. I figured you didn't cos you're not a huge nerd like me, but now that I've told you, go do something extra specially AWESOME to celebrate this huge day. I'm giving you permission, GO!

The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.

It's kind of disgusting how much I play the Harry Potter trivia game on Facebook. You have no idea how great a procrastination tool it is. I never do anything productive these day because I always want to get to the next level, I'm currently a Greater God. The questions are fairly easy, especially if you've read the entire series multiple times and have an obsession far and beyond as much as I do. I'm actually reading Deathly Hallows right now, and that also cuts away at my productivity. However, I think any time spent reading Harry Potter is productive. Maybe I'll go to bed before 1, or maybe I'll just read...

So boring!

I'm not exactly sure what I did today, but I'm pretty sure it involved a lot of laziness. I don't even know what day it is. I'm looking for new music, does anyone have any suggestions?

Tomorrow is The Office and I couldn't be more excited. I hate how much I love that damn show. Hahaha. I wish Flight of the Conchords and Pushing Daisies would come back. =(

Sorry I'm so boring today, I can't be a bundle of laughs every day, I got to ration my bundles, they're quickly running out.