Dear God.

How funny would it be if God had a facebook? I'm serious, I think I would die of laughter if God had a facebook, just think of the status updates!

God is all-knowing and all-powerful, and you're not.
God is watching you.
God knows what you did last summer, maybe even better than you do.
God can kill you so you better stop sending him so many damn application requests.

And then you can play Scrabulous with God! You can brag to your friends, "Dude, I totally beat God at Scrabble, I totally laid down my bingo and he was DONE."

God could have the compare people application and he could be like #4 best dancer or #7 best father potential or #8 most famous! Seriously, this could be hilarious!

The biggest question obviously is what flair would Jesus choose? I totally hope I make his Top Friends.

I find this idea far too entertaining. I wonder if I could get God to subscribe to my blog. God probably facebooks, youtubes, and blogs more than anything. Blogging is the new praying, it just shows up in his RSS!

Round 24!

I think my heart and my brain really need to stop all this bickering. They really need to team up to find me a boyfriend instead of constantly telling each other "Screw you!" Seriously, they need to hash this out over coffee or something.

Tonight your ghost will ask my ghost "Where is the love?"

I celebrated my Mom's birthday today, except the present I ordered her just shipped today. Aren't I out of school yet?! Argggggggh.

Let me translate...

Goblet of Fire on ABC is a sign from God that I'm supposed to marry Robert Pattinson. The end.

Num num num.

The wedding is in less than two weeks and that's a little daunting, but I had Pinkberry tonight so all is well.

It's always singing time!

I just had a two-hour conversation/video chat with my Deanna Soulmate (and a little Meg thrown in there too) and all is right with the world.

I'm on my way...

I went on the radio show today and it was...an experience. I should go to sleep now cos I didn't get to take my nap today!

I never met a Toby that I didn't like.

Tomorrow I'm going on a radio show to talk about that damned movie Expelled. It's a Catholic radio and I'm the only non-religious person going on. (I was raised Catholic though.)

And so it seems that you've grown up and over me...

...and it's these silly things I like to dwell on.

I think it's amazing how Rilo Kiley has a lyric to describe every part of my life, basically. Lately I've been thinking about all the good friends that I've drifted from and it's making me sad. I try so hard to keep in touch with my friends, I can think of the countless times I've called or tried to somehow hang out or keep in touch and it's always bigger on my side. It's like a relationship where you feel like you like the other person WAY more than they like you. So I think, I did everything I'm supposed to do right? So why aren't we friends anymore? And then I start obsessing and think that they hate me. I think "Oh man, they must have gotten to know me and don't like me anymore. They don't like me once they get to know me." I don't know if it's true but when there's no one there to tell you otherwise it seems to be the only answer. I never vocalize it to these people though, cos well, they don't want to talk to me obviously. Occasionally it occurs to me that they might be extremely busy, but I always quickly pass over the option cos everything's always MY fault, right?

Sorry I'm being bitchy, I should be so grateful for the many friendships I do have, they are my world and I couldn't love them any more, my heart would probably explode.<333

P.S. I love Shelana and she makes all my frowns turn upside down.
P.P.S. I just watched Carrie get broken up with by a post-it and realize my life doesn't suck so much.

Senioritis goin' strong!

I didn't do my paper. I listened to Pottercast and Facebooked. Yeeeeeeeeah.

I'm so upset.

That Iain's out of the contest, seriously. Can I sell him my mulligan?

Oy.

I'm currently at my aunt's house. We're having the wedding shower here tomorrow so I'm spending the night so I can help set up tomorrow. Damn maid of honour duties.

Things have changed for me, and that's okay.

Oh man, tonight's episode of The Office was so great! Okay, I'm gonna admit it. When Jim pulled out the ring, I started crying. Like really. But luckily, 5 seconds later they showed Andy dancing in the parking lot and I went into a fit of hysteric laughter.

So around freshmen year of high school I left behind my years of drama (you could take my 8th grade year and turn it into a 20 novel series for young adults.) and just stopped cos I had bigger things on my mind. But now it's somehow invaded my life again and I am now on contract with a girl. Basically it's like a restraining order so she can't get near me. Suh-weet. Actually, I was happy with my 2 and a half drama-less years. I want it back!

Oh how it's been so long...

I haven't done anything productive all day, except for talk in an extremely weird accent for about 3 hours that had everybody in tears from laughing. Including me. Maybe I'll make a youtube video like that and post it. Eh. Anyways, all day I knew I had to work on a paper, yet here I am at 12:20 in the morning and I barely started and decided to do it tomorrow morning instead, even though I have nothing better to do tonight! I'm so channeling my senior-ness right now. Oh senioritis, will you ever be cured?

I fail.

at posting my pictures. Here's one to hold you over until I get my shit together:

Yeah, I'm going to be living in that gorgeous place come September. I know you're jealous.

I'm gonna post right now..

just cos I can.

As you can tell...

I changed up my layout. I miss my mustache men but I needed something new. And...for those of you who don't know where I get my blog title, (the weapon we have is love), I think I'll post that song later.

Scratch that.

Photos tomorrow? I have major homework-age tonight. It's ridiculous. Don't these teachers know I'm a senior and this is useless?

Just in case.

Some pictures from SB to come tonight.

WHAT IS MAKING MY LIFE AMAZING RIGHT NOW.

AHHHHHHHHHH.
I swear, I adore that whole cast to pieces. Edward and Bella laying in the field is so hot. Jasper is also hot. "I don't know, they have brooms." HAHAHA. Emmett is adorable. SIGH. When I was watching it, I felt like my heart jumped out of my chest, the love is so overwhelming.
Well, I should go lie down or something, I have to wake up early to go to Santa Barbara tomorrow, I'm at my cousin's house at the moment. It's so exciting to go visit the place you're gonna be living for the next four years. I can't wait!

The Office Pizza Party!

Today I went to school and just got through the day. But, I came home with Aline and we watching massive amounts of TV. Then David came after practice and we ordered pizza and watched Almost Famous until The Office started. (They had never seen Almost Famous, and being my favourite movie, I was so excited to finally have them watch it.) We watched The Office together, and it was beyond amazing. We were all in tears by the end of the episode and my head hurt so bad. Jan dancing to Hunter's song about her taking his virginity? BEYOND HILARIOUS. I basically lost it at that point. I'm so glad The Office is back. I've missed our pizza parties.

I keep on talkin' trash, but I never say anything.

Today, I did absolutely nothing. Like, I did the bare minimum to constitute that I had a day. I went to school, came home, took a nap, and surfed the web and now I'm here. Tomorrow is the return of the Office and I couldn't be more exciteddddddddd. We're having a The Office pizza party for the return. Eeeek. This Saturday I'm taking a day trip to UCSB with my cousin cos he's never been there. Poor boy, doesn't know that he's gonna fall instantly in love.

Getting to know me..

Since you've been reading this blog I guess you've figured out my working hours. I hardly blog when the sun is out, usually only when I'm sick or know that I won't be home later. I never go to sleep before 12 because well, I just don't. It's like how some people can't go to sleep before 8, only at 10 (I don't know these people, I hear they're mythical.) The earliest to me is 11, and even then I feel icky (that's right, icky) for thinking about it. It just doesn't feel right. I usually lie down at about 1 on weeknights, and I don't fall asleep till 1:30 or 2. It takes me a long time to fall asleep at night, unless I've been at Disneyland all day. That is the only exception I've noticed. Well now that we've talked about my sleeping patterns, I wanna hear about other people's. What time do you sleep?

Twilight talk.

I'm sure everyone's sick of me talking about Twilight, but I just had a revelation. I finally GET Rosalie. FINALLY. I never got her and that always bugged me. I knew there MUST be more to her than her superficiality, and I just get it now. It's a nice feeling.

Puppytime.

Tomorrow I'm going with my sister to pick out two dogs from the humane society (the love of her life was run over on Saturday, I love you Boysenberry!). So I'm skipping school to go with her and hopefully we can find her some puppies that were half as good as Boysenberry was!

DON'T DO IT. YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.

I went to see Leatherheads today and um, well....don't go see it. It missed the mark completely. If you're considering seeing it, this is me telling you to stop considering. I took one for the team. I went cos come on, who doesn't want to see George Clooney AND John Krasinski on screen at the same time? But it was pretty crap, so wait till you can rent it or catch it on youtube.

I've decided to make a list of things that can replace Iain. It goes as follows:
1. The Count




That's all I got.

Oh crap! I forgot to put a title!

Christopher Walken and Panic! at the Disco (I refuse to take out the "!", REFUSE.) on SNL. I think that is one of the odder combinations on an SNL show. I mean, Ellen Page and Wilco? That just made sense. The C-Man and Panic!? Not so much. It was funny nonetheless. I'm gonna go continue watching Bottle Rocket now and I watched High Fidelity earlier. I like movie weekends.

I can't believe...

I'm still in the HAMBURGER BLOG CHALLENGE. I haven't even used my mulligan yet! So.. ha, ha, Iain. I will win your hamburger. I eat your hamburger, I eat it up! (I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.) It feels nice to know I've made it this far and there's only 8 people left. Whoo!

Le sigh.

My sickness is over. It was surprisingly quick, but I just re-read Eclipse and have different kinds of aches. I'm so stupid.

I are sick.

It was only a matter of time. My whole family was sick this week and I was the only one who went to school/work.

LATE START.

Oh man oh man, tomorrow is late start. Or later today rather. It means I don't have to go to school till like 9:15. I forgot we had late start and like an hour ago I jumped up out of my seat and said "TOMORROW IS LATE START." My little sister just stared at me and kept watching TV, it was pretty funny.

Drama people.

I love that drama people and tech people never go home. LIKE EVER. Even when they can. We like to stay at school all day and hang out with each other, hahaha. Also, this is making my life so much better right now:

I went to school today.

And I could feel the Rocky Horror on my body. I was so ridiculously tired, I hate you Rudy!